The Doctor was

Did you hear about the witch who

| Witch jokes

Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.

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What is the title of the new Vietnamamese

| Food jokes

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog.

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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the

| School jokes

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

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A reporter heard Bush and one of his

| Political jokes

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!"

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How old were you on your last birthday?

| Birthday jokes

How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don't think that's possible. Oh, yes it is - I'm nine today.

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The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ” “Don’t worry about it Dr. Kelley, I’ll come back when you’re sober.”