Q: How do you sink a

What is a hamburger's

| Burger jokes

What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

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Tim once took his small cousin with him while

| Fishing jokes

Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. "I'll never do that again," he complained to his Dad. "Did she frighten off the fish?" enquired Dad. "No," replied Tim. "She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots."

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How many psychiatrists

| Mental health jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

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Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a

| Men jokes

Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Taxiing down the tarmac,

| Aviation jokes

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained th

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Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.