Returning from her vacation, the

Pat and Mike were walking down the

| Religious jokes

Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time'. Pat enters the confessional and says,' Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman'. The priest asks, 'was it Mrs Murph

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her

| Money jokes

Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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In the construction

| Lawyer jokes

In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients! When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of having lawyers as clients he replied, "I only build

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

| Dog jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

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One day there was a tortoise walking on

| Various animal jokes

One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the

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Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. “But you just had two weeks off,” said the boss. “Why didn’t you get married then ?” “What and ruin my vacation ?” she whined.