What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
| Insect jokes
What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !
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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
| Bed jokes
Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
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Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies
| Humor jokes
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer.
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Judge: Tell me your occupation.
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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What's furry, has whiskers and
| Cat jokes
What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !
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Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn’t take it any longer, and told him, “Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!”. “Really?” he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store. A clerk answers and Tom says “Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?” The clerk replies “Canned or frozen?”