Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese

Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest

| Monster jokes

Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

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If you tell a joke in the forest, but

| Answer me this jokes

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

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A woman was in court

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A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."

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When is your birthday?

| Birthday jokes

When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!

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Are birth

| Dirty jokes

Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can’t drive!