Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest
| Monster jokes
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but
| Answer me this jokes
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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A woman was in court
| Marriage jokes
A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."
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When is your birthday?
| Birthday jokes
When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!
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Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can’t drive!