What would a pig name a chain of food
| Pig jokes
What would a pig name a chain of food stores? "Stop "N Slop Markets"
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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
| Bicycle jokes
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !
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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother
| Humor jokes
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits
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What's your dad getting for Christmas?
| Hair and bald jokes
What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
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Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!