Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies

Why is horse racing so romantic?

| Horse jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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Fred: Do you

| Birthday jokes

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a

| Telephone jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.

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Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing

| Ethnic jokes

Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!

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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a

| Music jokes

Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I’ll just use the hammer.