Why is horse racing so romantic?
| Horse jokes
Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
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Fred: Do you
| Birthday jokes
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
| Telephone jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a
| Music jokes
Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
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Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I’ll just use the hammer.