What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger
| Burger jokes
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
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A customer was bothering the waiter in a
| Food jokes
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth an
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This guy
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zook
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God looks down and notices that Adam is all
| Religious jokes
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will
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A blonde walks by a travel
| Blonde jokes
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her
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Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don’t get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.