What does a witch get if she’s a poor traveler? Broom sick.
Author: BeFunnyNow.com
On his way out of
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?” “Absolutely not!” replied the pastor. “In that case,” said the young man, “I wonder if you’d consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July.”
What’s the
What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
What did the egg say to the
What did the egg say to the boiling water? “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”
What did the alien say to the gas pump
What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don’t you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I’m talking to you !
What do you get if you cross a
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !
Q: What does a blonde make best for
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin’ Catholic!
What is the difference between a flea bitten
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.