What’s a dog favourite hobby ?

Why did the Pilgrims create

| History jokes

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.

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Mum, does God use the

| Bath jokes

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'

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A motorist ran into a shop.

| Car and train jokes

A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if

| Marriage jokes

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wif

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Why did the pro football player from the

| Burger jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What’s a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !