Marriage is a three-ring circus:
| Marriage jokes
Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!
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First witch: My, hasn't your little
| Witch jokes
First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
| Cow jokes
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!
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What did one firefly say to the other ?
| Insect jokes
What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !
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What is black and white and red all over?
| Dog jokes
What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.
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One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. “Well ?” he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered the information in the arrest record. “Disappointing to say the least,” the Sergeant replied. “Chateau Duvalier… 1962… rather thin… not aged well at all.”