When pigs get a toothache, who do
| Pig jokes
When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?' Painless Porker.
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A fellow was very much in
| Marriage jokes
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that the
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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a
| Computer jokes
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.
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Yo momma so fat she
| Yo momma jokes
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a telephone. Doctor: Why’s that? I keep getting calls in the night.