Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a

When pigs get a toothache, who do

| Pig jokes

When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?' Painless Porker.

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A fellow was very much in

| Marriage jokes

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that the

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What jumps up and

| Frog jokes

What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a

| Computer jokes

Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.

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Yo momma so fat she

| Yo momma jokes

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a telephone. Doctor: Why’s that? I keep getting calls in the night.