Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie
| Book title jokes
Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant
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Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?
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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
| Men jokes
One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!" To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
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Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain
| Waiter jokes
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.
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Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!