Teacher: Who was the
| Women jokes
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?
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Q: What's delaying the Polish space
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.
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Why did the elephant
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !
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Where do you take a sick wasp?
| Insect jokes
Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
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What do you get when you put a car and a
| Car and train jokes
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two–One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.