Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
| Dog jokes
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a
| Divorce jokes
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "s
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What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
| Pig jokes
What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.
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What is the difference between the Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
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Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.