Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is
| Telephone jokes
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!
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What do you get if you cross some ants with some
| Ant jokes
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
| Children jokes
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
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What's the definition of a good tax
| Accountant jokes
What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.
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Waiter, there is a
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
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Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,’ Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father’s the one who dug the hole for it. Bill wasn’t impressed, ‘ Well, that’s nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father’s the one who killed it !