What dog wears contact lenses ?

Why did the whale like the

| Various animal jokes

Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!

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Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry

| Ethnic jokes

Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!

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Do you like

| Internet jokes

Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)

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When a

| Blonde jokes

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row'

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Why does your sister have yeast and

| Brother and sister jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !