What flavors of ice cream

When does a bed grow longer?

| Bed jokes

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Martin ended a letter to his

| Money jokes

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!

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Two tourists were driving through

| Travel and tourist jokes

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you ple

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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater

| Dog jokes

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !

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Sign at restaurant reads:

| Restaurant jokes

Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home'

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What flavors of ice cream do you have? inquired the customer. “Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,” answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, “Do you have laryngitis?” “No….” replied the new waitress with some effort, “just…erm…. vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.”