A grizzled old man was eating in a truck
| Car and train jokes
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took
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It was Christmas
| Christmas jokes
It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and so he's slightly annoyed by this trivial question, so he sna
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The only thing wrong with a perfect
| Car and train jokes
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
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Fred: I met a really
| Movie and TV jokes
Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.
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Q: How does Al Gore spell potato?
| Political jokes
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.
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What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).