Sister Mary burst into the office of the
| Religious jokes
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, " Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"
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A certain little girl, when asked
| Children jokes
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,"I'm Janey Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" With her mother standing just a few feet
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Q: What's the motto of the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
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It had been snowing for
| Car and train jokes
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen ca
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First Monster: I’m so thirsty my tongue’s hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!