Martin ended a letter to his

There was once a young man who,

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl i

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The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and

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The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building". The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines

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How many tax auditors

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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Q: How many over eager PA's does it take

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Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!

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What do you get if you cross a radio music

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, ‘Is Washington’s picture still on the dollar bill?’ His Father wrote back, ‘Of course it is. Why do you ask?’ Martin answered, ‘Because it’s been so long since I’ve seen one!