What do you call a very rude
| Bird jokes
What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !
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Why did God invent shopping carts?
| Women jokes
Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
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What musical instrument goes with cheese?
| Food jokes
What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
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What do you get if you cross a snake with a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.
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A Congressman was once asked
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxab
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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.