Why are they called apartments when they
| Answer me this jokes
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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Teacher: Didn't you hear me call
| School jokes
Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
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What did the hamburger say when it found out
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career
| Humor jokes
What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !
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Doctor, Doctor you have to help me
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?
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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. Priest: Sister, I don’t think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I’ll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed. Nun: I think that would be okay. They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later… Nun: Father, I’m terribly cold. Priest: Okay, I’ll get you a blanket. (He does) Ten minutes later… Nun: Father, I’m still terribly cold. Priest: Okay Sister, I’ll get you another blanket. (He does) Ten minutes later… Nun: Father, I’m still terribly cold. I don’t think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wif e just for this one night. Priest: You’re probably right…get up and get your own blanket.