What do you call a grasshopper
| Insect jokes
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !
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From a Southwest Airlines employee....
| Aviation jokes
From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsup
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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with
| Weather jokes
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor.
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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween
| Halloween jokes
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ‘ What’s wrong ?’ asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. ‘In a way they do,’ said his mother. ‘ And when they die do the turn back to dust ?’. ‘Yes, they do. The little boy began to cry again. ‘ Well, under my bed there’s someone either coming or going !