What does a cat go to sleep on ?
| Insect jokes
What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !
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Colin
| Military jokes
Colin Powell, once USA's highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days. It shows the importance of clear objectives. Finding an outpost at a very vulnerable spot, Powell decided to investigate why it was location was chosen. H
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If an athlete gets athlete's foot,
| Space jokes
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
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What do you get if you cross a student and an
| College jokes
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
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Who was that on the phone, Fred?
| Telephone jokes
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who’s career is in ruins !