John was driving when a policeman pulled him
| Police jokes
John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to
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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective. A: 250
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What's a rabbits' favorite song?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his
| E-mail jokes
Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.
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These two
| Ethnic jokes
These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him w
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Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?