John was driving when a policeman pulled him

Did you hear about the calendar thief?

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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

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What happened when a cannibal went on a

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

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John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do with the money?” John thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.” Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him — he’s just a wise guy when he’s drunk and stoned.” Brian from the back seat said, “I told you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!” At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, “Are we over the border yet?”