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Did you hear about the Oklahoma

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy.

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My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble

| Humor jokes

My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.

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Q: How many Executive Producers does it

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?

| Blind jokes

Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

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How do we know burgers love young

| Burger jokes

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

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These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, “Those ones were pointed on the wrong end.” The buddy gets exasperated and says “You idiot, those nails are for the other side of the house!”