A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able

| Marriage jokes

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain Engli

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When fish play football, who is the

| Sport jokes

When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!

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An elephant was walking in a park. With each

| Elephant jokes

An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants,

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Two cannibals just finished a big

| Humor jokes

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

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What did the vampire call his

| Teeth jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.

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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. “That is a very smart dog,” the man commented. “He’s not so smart,” said one of the irked players. “Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.”