Q. How do blonde brain cells die?

Which people do the

| Burger jokes

Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Why do cemeteries have fences around

| Dead and dying jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.

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Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

| Various animal jokes

Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

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How do dolphins send messages?

| E-mail jokes

How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors

| Bird jokes

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone