What is the difference between a fly and a bird
| Bird jokes
What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !
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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't
| Waiter jokes
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.
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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four
| Zoo jokes
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn't recognize them!
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Q: How do you stop a Polish army on
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.
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What did one mosquito say to
| Insect jokes
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
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What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !