Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?

Q: How much does it cost to get married,

| Parent jokes

Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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What is black and white and black and white and

| Sport jokes

What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

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Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your

| Easter jokes

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

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An irate father stormed into the principal's

| Parent jokes

An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, don't get excited," said the principal. "We'll get your Winslow's English teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation." A few minute

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Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle

| Bicycle jokes

Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes, said the gym teacher. "Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy." "I'm freewheeling, sir."

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Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.