Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
| Bird jokes
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry
| Horse jokes
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
| Witch jokes
What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
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Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?"
| Computer jokes
Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it came loaded with software called the 'XYZ Desktop'." Tech Support:
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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer
| Sport jokes
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!
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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?