How do you know that peanuts are

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

| Bird jokes

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.

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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry

| Horse jokes

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!

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What goes cackle, cackle, boom?

| Witch jokes

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

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Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?"

| Computer jokes

Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it came loaded with software called the 'XYZ Desktop'." Tech Support:

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer

| Sport jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!

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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?