I saw the most beautiful
| Car and train jokes
I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime! Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
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Why shouldn't you believe a
| Bed jokes
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
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When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his
| Marriage jokes
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My
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Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes, said the gym teacher. “Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy.” “I’m freewheeling, sir.”