One of my husband's duties as a novice drill
| Military jokes
One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!" Checking to see that
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Teacher: "Why do we have a
| Children jokes
Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
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General Heath, a famous lover of
| Military jokes
General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: "No military precision in drill..." "Why?" "Did you see those violin players? They were moving their bows not in cadence
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Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a
| Blonde jokes
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young
| Zoo jokes
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task. "Go and clean out the aquarium" he was told. Arriving at the aquarium, he discovered that all the fish were dead. He rushed back to the head keeper and asked what he should
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Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.