A customer
| Computer jokes
A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the man said. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."
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Why couldn't
| Bus jokes
Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
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If - H 2 O - is on the inside of
| Firefighter jokes
If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P'
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
| Cow jokes
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!
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When crossing the Delaware River why did
| History jokes
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
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Kelso met Hensley on the street. “Hey!” said Kelso, “how come I never hear from you? Why don’t you call me on the telephone?” “You ain’t got no tellyphone!” said Hensley. “I know,” said Kelso. “But you do!”