The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting

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A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!" "No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

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HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies

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HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.

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What did the overweight

| Dance jokes

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

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If six children and two dogs were under

| Weather jokes

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.

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The General went out to find that none of his

| Military jokes

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10

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The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.” “Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife”.