Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.
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Why do mice need oiling ?
| Mouse jokes
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
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Why did the bank robber take a bath?
| Bath jokes
Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
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How does a burger acquire good taste?
| Burger jokes
How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!
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'I'm very sad to announce this morning,
| Business jokes
'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.
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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left of our airplane to the gate!”