Q: What's Irish and sits
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!
[ read more ]
An American tourist is
| Travel and tourist jokes
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: "How large is the population here?" "Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answers American, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"
[ read more ]
An eight-year-old kid says
| Music jokes
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
[ read more ]
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
[ read more ]
Daughter: I will never learn to
| Spelling jokes
Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
[ read more ]
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. “What on earth,” she inquired of the artist standing nearby, “is that?” He smiled condescendingly. “That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.” “Well, then,” snapped the little old lady, “why isn’t it?”