Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Once a man went to a resturant and ordered
| Restaurant jokes
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter
| Food jokes
What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.
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Tuba Player: Did you hear
| Music jokes
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
| Gorilla jokes
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
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The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can’t make death any worse than it is.