Did you hear about the farmer who
| Cow jokes
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
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A somewhat advanced society has figured
| College jokes
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it
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Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth
| Teeth jokes
Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?'
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What do you call a big irish spider ?
| Insect jokes
What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn’t have to retrain him.