A somewhat advanced society has figured

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all

| Blonde jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too

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When do vampires bite you?

| Vampire jokes

When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

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Did you hear about the TV show

| Witch jokes

Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files.

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There once was a rich man who

| Heaven and hell jokes

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An angel hears his plea and appears to him. "Sorry,

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While shopping at the

| Blonde jokes

While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate t

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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, “Here’s a pill for English literature.” The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature! “What else do you have?” asks the student. “Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history,” replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks, “Do you have a pill for math?” The pharmacist says, “Wait just a moment.” He goes back into the storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter. “I have to take that huge pill for math?” inquires the student. The pharmacist replied, “Well, you know … mat h always was a little hard to swallow.”