Q: What’s the slowest thing in the

Why should you be

| Sport jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!

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How many fishermen does it take to change a

| Fishing jokes

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps

| College jokes

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

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The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang

| Telephone jokes

The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "This is long distance from Chicago." "I knowed it's a long distance from Chicago!" answered the farmer. "How come you called to tell me that?"

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Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her

| Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes? A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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Q: What’s the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.