A husband and wife were at a party chatting
| Marriage jokes
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained. "She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts." He continued,
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Jack: "My brother was sick and
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of
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What have men and spray paint in common?
| Dirty jokes
What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.
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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
| Ghost jokes
Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.
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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets
| Heaven and hell jokes
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead". "OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?" GOD says, "So you would like them." "OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?" "S
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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!