Fan: I’ve always admired you. Are your teeth

But let's get real here guys, I mean who

| Marriage jokes

But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite

| Gorilla jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!

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Why did the vampire attack the clown?

| Vampire jokes

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both

| Lawyer jokes

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

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A 90 year man

| Dirty jokes

A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower his sex drive. The Dr. is taken aback a bit but finally asks the man, just how old are you? The man answers I am 90. The Dr., still a little confused says you are 90, and

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Fan: I’ve always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?’