What do you call a fire at the Internet
| Internet jokes
What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and
| School jokes
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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What happened when the Ape won
| Gorilla jokes
What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!
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Whats green and goes round and
| Frog jokes
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
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FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
| Farmer jokes
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
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What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !