I want a hair cut please.
| Hair and bald jokes
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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There was once a high-powered businessman who
| Business jokes
There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him - a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.
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What is big hairy and can fly ?
| King Kong jokes
What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.