What do you do if King Kong sits in
| King Kong jokes
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
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A guy walks
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?" The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender said, "Before you get your
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home
| Police jokes
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ so th
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A man is driving down a country road, when he
| Farmer jokes
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas
| Various animal jokes
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn’t liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: “I don’t lay egg sir I just lay table !”