What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen
| Snowman jokes
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !
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These two friends are about to go to
| Dance jokes
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?
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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because
| Humor jokes
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!
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Did you hear about the dumb
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?'
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After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me — all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, Ma’am, he said, do all these children and this luggage belong to you? Yes, sir, my mother said with a sigh, they’re all mine. The customs agent began his interrogation: Ma’am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession? Sir, she calmly answered, if I’d had any of those items, I would have used them by now.