What is the Ape monster's name?
| Gorilla jokes
What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!
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A small village was troubled by a man-eating
| Hunting jokes
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Dr
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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
| Snowman jokes
What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
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A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia
| Idiot and fool jokes
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher."
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Why did the dog run in circles?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.
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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.